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because of woke

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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 64 points 2 months ago

This portrays weakness. Me? I'd get a big plate carrier with "if you come at the king don't miss" written on it.

[-] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

Trump giving a speech with an open-carry and plate carrier would cause a meltdown by the civility libs.

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I don't know if he has the Standing School post-grad needed to stand wearing a plate carrier and level 4 plates for that long, he'd probably fall over and get stuck on his back like a turtle

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

It would be very funny.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

This is how we know Trump has lost his rizz. 2016 Trump would have done this.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

I'd get a big plate carrier with "if you come at the king don't miss" written on it.

If it was in le epic Gambo font like that "DAE LE WINTER IS COMING" promo material last election cycle was, trump-anguish might improve his chances.

[-] crosswind@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

trump-who-must-go TRUMP kevlar ear covers now available folks, I wear them, they're the best. People said I shouldn't wear these, they showed me a diagram of a plane with all these red dots on it, and they told me I couldn't put armor where the dots are, can you believe that? They said you can't put armor on the red dots because people might get offended. Well folks I don't care what they say I'm putting the armor where the bullets go.

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I thought they were gonna go for the whole "Trump as 50 Cent" thing after the shooting.

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Thinking about that video of Castro showing off his "bulletproof vest" and it's just his bare chest fidel-cool

[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 48 points 2 months ago

Can't the people behind him still shoot him?

[-] Cammy@hexbear.net 51 points 2 months ago

They were asked not to.

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 45 points 2 months ago

The glass is largely cosmetic, devs just turned off his hitbox for the event.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

The glass is largely cosmetic, devs just turned off his hitbox for the event.

Just like with "Lord British," people can find a way.

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago
[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

GUN CONTROL WORKS????

[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Wait actually? What about my second amendment rights

[-] PaX@hexbear.net 47 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Just putting this here:

To be clear, this image is from a speech he gave 5 years ago nerd

I guess it was raining or something so they put him in a cube lol

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

This is how you know he's cooked. Totally scared now. Hiding behind this screen is pure cowardice.

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

🎶 iiiiiiiii am the maaaaaaaan in the box 🎵

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Woooooon't you come and SAVE ME

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

If he wouldn't just dress like any western business dork but somehow worse, you could at least call it the drip cube. As it is, it's just a dollar store version of Magneto's plastic prison from that old X-Men movie.

[-] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

As it is, it's just a dollar store version of Magneto's plastic prison from that old X-Men movie.

When dem finally arrests Trump at the end of the year for the unforgivable crime of being a cheeto-man, they'll put him in there to contain his Cheeto powers. He'll escape by having Marjorie Taylor Green seduce the security guard like Mystique did and inject liquified Cheeto dust directly into the guard's blood instead of iron.

"Many many Cheetos in your blood. We love to see it. Tremendous levels." trump-kubrick-stare

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago
[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

His biggest enemy is an assassin hovering above him in a hot air balloon

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

China, now is the time to release the hot ballon army

[-] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Imagine he wins and does this every single time he speaks in Public

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Imagine how the inside of the cube would smell.

[-] dkr567@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He really reminds me of Shaq playing with the Celtics. Dude's washed.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

how can he breathe encased in lucite like that?

[-] huf@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

they're pumping spice gas in. trump is ascending to become a navigator.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

bless the water and its maker

[-] Isopod_Activities@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

trump will be giving speeches from the magneto prison from now on.

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Hiding behind a cum stained glass screen like a big coward.

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

If he was frozen in a giant ice cube would that count as wet because when it's frozen it's not water anymore?

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Trump lacks the moral vest

[-] shath@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago
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