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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

It's a simple plan..

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[-] Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 125 points 2 months ago

As a grown ass man, if that was the peak of my problems I think I'd be feeling pretty great right now.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 46 points 2 months ago

Its probably not the peak of their problems.

[-] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Whas is then? That they are clearly not the sigma?

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

The peak of their problems is the impending fall of international society into fascism and ecological collapse

But they're not old enough to be expected to worry about that yet.

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[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 34 points 2 months ago

Congratulations on your road to becoming an ass man.

[-] Deepus@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

I think deep down, ive always been an ass man.

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[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

I feel this way; we get 'growing pains' so we can grow.

Scrapped knees from learning to ride a bike let me learn to deal with greater pains later on.

Right now, this is the biggest problem these kids have faced

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago
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[-] EatATaco@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

The funny thing is that most people in the Western worlds would say the same thing you are hear, while there are probably billions of people who see their problems and would say that they were be feeling pretty great right now if they had them.

We look at things like this as way "stupid kid with a narrow view" and don't ask ourselves "man, how narrow is my own view and what an I missing about my own blessings?"

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 118 points 2 months ago

Tbf that does sound like some bs

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

See, back in MY day, that kid would get his ass kicked. And the teacher would look the other way.

Nowadays EVERYBODY in a fight gets suspended. Context doesn't matter.

Sorry whatever gen is after Z. Your generation is going to be full of assholes who all think they're right, but 97% of them won't be. It's been a growing problem for 40 years ago. But at least you USED to punch the trouble makers in the mouth. Then they knew in the future to shut the fuck up.

[-] johker216@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago

Is this a pasta or are you just a sociopath that wore a trenchcoat in school? It's hard to tell these days.

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[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 87 points 2 months ago

I'm 30 and majority of my friend group says Sigma, skibidi, rizz on a daily basis. Tiktok memes are getting everyone I can't even laugh at these kids anymore because my friends are just as cringe but without the excuse of being 13.

[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 62 points 2 months ago
[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

If you make a joke like that, it's considered lighthearted and funny.

If you would have said:

Hi 30, I'm daddy

Suddenly it's creepy and weird.

Language is funny.

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago
[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 4 points 2 months ago
[-] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 33 points 2 months ago

Now that you're 30 it's time to fully embrace the cringe. Be free.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

India did one thing right when we banned tiktok few years back.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 71 points 2 months ago

The kid probably gets a kick out of making the whole class stay. Punishment needs to exclude them, like that's the very nature of punishment.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 87 points 2 months ago

From what I understand from my experience, the philosophy is that by pissing off the other kids they will call out the shitty kid when they act out.

Of course, this has never worked a single time in human history, but schools keep fucking doing it for some reason.

[-] DrDominate@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

It doesn't work because bullying is punished by the school. How are they supposed to teach their peers valuable lessons. /s

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

You use /s but that is the double standard I always thought of. That and how it seemed odd that they wanted us to be responsible for babysitting each other.

Sorry this has got me a little heated bc this kinda shit happened to me all the time in school and it sucks to know it's still an issue.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I’m autistic, so grain of salt, but I’ve been specifically advised to do something that feels like bullying to me by someone with a degree early child development. I think the difference is that I’m unlikely to take it too far, but maybe they were just a radical and I absolutely should not be doing this. What do you guys think:

After a 3-5 year old kid goes to the bathroom, ask if they washed their hands, and if they say no, you make a grossed out face and say “eeeewww, that’s dirty. You need to do that before we can play together.”

It’s obviously a more constructive type of “bullying” than is standard, and you’re supposed to pair it with exaggerated relief and excitement to play as soon as they’ve washed their hands, so the last impression in the kid’s head isn’t rejection, but it still feels mildly iffy to me. I’m fucking terrible with kids though, so I don’t trust my own instincts.

[-] 5too@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I don't think it's bullying, because bullying involves tormenting them - finding what they react negatively to, and pushing on that. Here, you're letting them know that there's something you need them to do before you're comfortable playing with them. You might think of it as modelling how to protect your own bodily autonomy!

For me, when my kids were going through that, I'd say something like "Ack! Don't touch me with poo hands! Go wash first, then you can climb on me!" It'd generally get a giggle, then they'd go finish washing up. You'll want to pay attention to their reaction whatever you do, but if you make it clear they're still welcome to play, I don't see how it could be bullying.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 26 points 2 months ago

It works in military settings, where you are expected to work as you team and keep an eye on your colleagues. Not so much in a school.

[-] magic_smoke@links.hackliberty.org 27 points 2 months ago

You're also talking about about people who are at least legally adults. 18 is a low bar until you compare it to 10.

[-] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

That and if you piss off everyone in your unit you’ll catch the ole sock full of butter

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[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago

Well... that's not the worst thing that happened to a class yesterday...

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago

Now what the young ladies in this grade need is an attitude makeover. And you're going to get it, right now. I don't care how long it takes. I will keep you here all night. (Joan the Secretary: We can't keep them past four.) I will keep you here until four.

[-] Toto@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

Growing up rural there were lots of troubled kids everyone basically ignored. Nothing would get through to them so their outbursts were basically ignored. One kid has a tic where he’d yell “yee haw, stick it in your grandma!”. Over and over.

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[-] Avatar_of_Self@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I doubt this happened because of busses that'd leave or parents wondering where the hell their kids are while they are waiting.

I doubt a private school would put up with a consistent disruptive student or with a teacher losing control of a class so bad that they keep everyone behind while also having to deal with angry paying parents.

It's possible but I doubt it'd happen more than once with that teacher.

[-] Bashnagdul@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago

Could be.... Not American? A Dutch 13 year old bikes to middle school. As does 80 %. Of em...

[-] Neon@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Yeah, but as someone from Switzerland:

collective punishments are illegal, go against our core values and are against the charter of human rights even. I highly doubt this would happen anywhere here in Europe.

[-] Johanno@feddit.org 14 points 2 months ago

In Germany it happens. But the teacher will get in trouble if smb. Snitches.

[-] Avatar_of_Self@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah good point. I'm definitely guilty of looking at it through an NA centric lens on my post. Thanks for the perspective.

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[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Tell me you are an American without telling me.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah, teachers just make them miss part of their breaks or whatever during school hours. My kids are about this age and come home occasionally with stories of some kid who wrecks things for everyone resulting in missing outside or other free time, or loss of whatever break from class work that may have been offered as a reward for conformity.

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[-] gencha@lemm.ee 23 points 2 months ago

I can relate. Being 13 would pair really bad with my drunk driving

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

Never know until you try

[-] flerp@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

Don't worry, one day you'll get to grow up and complain about the next generation behaving in the exact same way! Kids these days, amirite?

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Our generation would have at least done something creative, like smear shit all over a bathroom stall, or leave scorch marks on the ceiling from deodorant flamethrowers, or scratch up a window with the teacher's quartz crystal... Kids today don't have the same spirit.

[-] callouscomic@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

I remember when a 10th grader banged a 7th grader in the chapel of my school. He was the son of a pastor too.

[-] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

i'm just a kiiiiddd and life is a nightmaaare

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