Fuel always fixes a broken engine, sweaty

Wow she didn't let the pirate come in the car on a cold night, what a heartless monster.

Oh yeah it's that season again

This happened to my buddy eric (he still hasn’t been able to replace his hook hand 😔)

when someone says something so folklorephobic you gotta hit them with that Jan Harold Brunvand stare

This urban legend first appeared in a “Dear Abby” column lol

then who was hook??

Man Door Hand Hook Car Door is my favourite Mathcore band to open for Fall Of Troy and never make it out of their home town

an overdriven marshall stack at max volume playing violin stabs from the shower scene in hitchcock's psycho

Omg I watched "I know what you did last summer" and it was probably that hook guy

I shit my pants!

I don't get it, did the author finish by having a stroke? ELI5?

And the girlfriend was actually a jar of prego