You watch agatha all along and then you go off all main character wizardry and shit
I remember when that subreddit was first started, and it was full of communists and anarchists, who were interested in spooky occult shit.
It eventually got fucking swamped by liberals with the most asinine takes. So that's cool... 
A freezer spell? Cone of cold is decent I guess, but it lacks the range of a good old fashioned fireball.
Ice storm does everything fireball can but also makes the impact site difficult terrain.
Well yeah, there's no denying that, but it isn't Druids against the patriarchy, now is it?
Do NOT face allah alone while astral projecting
Today while astral projecting I summoned allah to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.
He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.
I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.
Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.
new tagline?
One of the funniest comments from the last few years
looking at the literal ~according~ ~to~ ~a~ ~lot~ ~of~ ~people~ creator of the universe:
"yea, i could take him, im built different."
You have to have a group of friends if you want to kill God that's like jrpg 101
My inner hustler wants to sell expensive spells to these people
Fill their spell slots with fireball while they aren't looking.
Ah fuck, we had to be in the universe with vancian magic. Fuck it, I’ll be a barbarian
this is painfully cringe. somebody out there really thinks in these terms unironically. what a waste of a mind
Death to America
witches are cool when they aren't being not cool
idealism is like that i guess
Death to America
honestly I'm not sure if witch-adjacent spirituality needs to be idealist to exist. Of course when you start casting what you believe to be literal spells that is not the case lol
I'm much prefer Terry Pratchett's depiction of witches. Practical women, with a good sense to know that a little bit of "headology" goes quite far, and any real magic is too much of a bother to actually use. That convincing someone you've put a curse on them is far more effective than actually putting a curse on them.
Do you really want to summon seven generations of ancestors to fix someone's broken arm? Or do you want to put splint on it, wave your hand and mumble, so that the patient thinks that you've cast some spell of healing, and tell them to keep it in a sling for a few weeks?
Trump's always equipped with a full estus flask
He always makes the run to the moss seller in Undead Burg sewers first thing outta the asylum.
Trump has miquela's broken rune so he can resist charms
"Folks, I'm telling ya'- Marika, or as I like to call her, "Sleepy Marika", she messed the Elden Ring up real good. No, it's true, she really messed it up. The Lands Between are disgusting now, broken into little pieces, borders left unguarded. Disrespectful. Miquella has a solution, a yuge solution. Making Altus Great Again, I call it... Look he's here now on stage, look how eternally youthful and honest he looks folks! 1000 years of love, people, we're getting rid of the ANTIFA Golden Order losers!"
I am punching the mirror as hard as I can, but this ugly bastard will not leave my house, in fact, there seem to be more of him now
Materialism vs Idealism: idealism takes the L, again.
I'd call this delusionism
The glass of water I just drank is more likely to affect the outcome of the election than this shit. I hate idealism
Man what can be happening to do this surely Kamala hasn't sponsored any kind of genocide or anything that could bring down the threefold law.
This is just sad
Harry Potter and World of Warcraft have permanently sullied the minds of a very specific sort or person.
Uplifting genocide spell, activate!
Are they for real?
they should come work at the National Institute for the Technology of Witchcraft and Thaumaturgy
we can do lysenkoism together
Main character syndrome and its effects have been a disaster for whatever the fuck this kind of person is called
um they're a witch and you better watch what you say before they cast a spell on your magiphobic ass
I'm not scared, what's she gonna do? Take away my ability to dance? Jokes on her, a warlock already did that to me back in '06!
I don't fear their "magic" so I'm probably not magicphobic
I know a witch who is probably doing this. She's also getting signatures for a local Zionist politician.
getting signatures for a local Zionist politician.
sounds like a witch
Is that subreddit real or a joke?
Like every single "ironic" subreddit, if it started out as a joke or just a place to chill it eventually got overrun with people who take it completely seriously.
It’s a joke; they reinforce patriarchy.
Dunno, but I just went on there out of curiosity, and there is a post from a person wearing a Kufiya and a free Palestine shirt proudly voting for Kamala, so I’ve got to conclude it’s a joke.
It is not a bit.
Blue Wave
{X}{U}{U}
Sorcery
Tap all lands you control.
Prevent the next X damage that would be dealt to target opponent this turn.
"VOTE blue no matter who!" -Lim-Dûl
Imagine doing witchcraft to these ends.
Baffled that I hadn't seen anyone write tRump before.
Cool roleplay
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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Vaush posts go in the_dunk_tank
Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here
Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank
