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[-] ultraviolet@hexbear.net 58 points 2 weeks ago

very dry, you hate to see it folks

[-] miz@hexbear.net 35 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

he'll be ritually dunked in a mixture of hand lotion and grease at the inauguration

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

crowd goes apeshit

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

Damn, I should have read the other comments before I posted. Same joke, but perfect for this context:

[-] Sleve_McDichael@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Baron Harkkonen in the black goo pool but it’s lotion and grease

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

You're back! Welcome back!

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 43 points 2 weeks ago

Uncanny:

For those fortunate enough not to know, this is Bowser from the 90's Mario brothers movie

[-] Cammy@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

De-Evolve

Cretaceous!

[-] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ben garrison is very charitable to that man

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 32 points 2 weeks ago

why does he keep his pants so high up?

[-] miz@hexbear.net 36 points 2 weeks ago

hides the gut to split it with the belt

[-] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Classic old guy fit tbh. This is why they always wear suspenders.

[-] QueerCommie@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 2 weeks ago
[-] axont@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

He almost has the ability to look plausibly normal but decided not to

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago

He looks even more like Biff Tannen from Back to the Future.

[-] Huldra@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago

Within the context of himself, not the worst look he's ever had.

But it definitely helps that he's taken off that dumbass ugly cap.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

You post this banger and you forget the :kelly: ? Shame.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

sometimes I reserve it for puns that feel more like his boomer-like style, and sometimes I get frustrated with the emoji picker's failure to preference emoji names as keywords

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

Lol dude looks like a Kelly cartoon

Also tangentially related but if they jail Liz Cheney it would be so fucking funny

[-] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 19 points 2 weeks ago

Many Americans think this is the height of masculinity. This is why nobody respects them.

There is nothing I can say that won't get removed

[-] miz@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

mods, it would be a really funny bit to remove this comment

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Critical support to mod despotism.

Oh it would be hysterical

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

hair situation kinda looks like either a mullet or how a 7th grade haircut went for me the day before picture day, much to my mother's unqualified chagrin.

not for nothing, but if I were his stylist, I would advocate for a shaved bald look in Day 0 and sort of a generalissimo kind of vibe moving forward. just lean all the way in to an Il Duce thing. his hogging piss fans are gonna adore him no matter what, but the libs would be beside themselves in fear, loathing and arousal.

[-] mechwarrior2@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

talk shit post fit

[-] boiledfrog@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Old diaper man look

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Geezer Chic

[-] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

the New Coke of presidents

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Can we get much higher?

So high...

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

STRONG AND POWERFUL

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago
this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024
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