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[-] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 65 points 1 week ago

Why does he need dehydrating

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago

it's the beginning of a Chaotic Era in Trisolaris, DC

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago
[-] buh@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

it's the first step in mummification

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

This is not the 90's anymore. Democrats are not allowed to be moist.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 41 points 1 week ago

The New York Post secretly took a photo. I'm surprised. Chucky looks better than I expected. As he been working out?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

Stick his ass in the freezer if he's too hot.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Gonna pour myself an ice cold glass of water to dab on this old binch

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Hydro Homies Assemble!

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago

He's in his lane, floundering, languishing, dehydrating

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago

Couldn't be me.

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

That's just great. I bet the hospital is going to get him wet and probably feed him after midnight while they're at it.

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

lack of water, take my strength

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

I really hope this was caused by him trying to promote Cuomo in 100 degree heat. It would be the last little chefs-kiss on Mamdani winning

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago
[-] Waldoz53@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

he stopped drinking water when he heard a muslim won something in america

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

He gooned too close to the sun. Did they get the cum?

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago
[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

Fatal case of saucelessness

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Comrade Fate - I don't mean to be presumptuous but couldn't you encourage Comrade Glioblastoma to take action?

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Edit 1. In other news - Bluesky jokes on this aren't funny at all.

Edit 2. I found one joke that I stole to make a Spongebob meme.

Edit 3. I'm using it for my pfp.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago
[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago
[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

lmao die binch

[-] StarkWolf@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

They found his little desiccated body all shriveled up crunchy and hard behind a closet door in his house

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

stay dry you fuck

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

he used up his fluid reserves on his endorsement of Cuomo, reaching sub-functional moisture levels overnight.

when Mamdani secured the primary, he began seizing violently and distorted the inner membrane of his personal hydration chamber.

[-] Cowbee@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

He got punished with withdrawal of his adrenochrome for letting Zohran in

[-] Des@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

oh mighty Anubis do your thing he's already most of the way there. just need some natron, canopic jars and a hundred meters of linen

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago
[-] Des@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago
[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Google was fantastic. I didn't even have to do anything. The original canopic photo was a top result. I did a quickie crop from the same Schumer photo that I MS Paint shopped over and over in this thread.

All I needed to do was shrink his eyes/glasses down to the right size. Then a do quickie crop for the third (bird) one. I was going to get very fancy and have the bird's beak be the nose but I realized it was massive overkill.

The stars aligned.

[-] Des@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

always appreciate a good shop even if it's a quick one.

[-] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

He checked with his imaginary friends and they said he doesn't need hydration

[-] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

He cried so much (about Zohran) he got dehydrated.

[-] axont@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

I hope he dies and may Allah have mercy on his soul

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago
[-] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Comrade water doing work!

Big dry boy

[-] Monstertruckenjoyer@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

It's hot out folks

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