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Chuck Schumer hospitalized for dehydration
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Why does he need dehydrating
it's the beginning of a Chaotic Era in Trisolaris, DC
Deez nuts?
it's the first step in mummification
This is not the 90's anymore. Democrats are not allowed to be moist.
The New York Post secretly took a photo. I'm surprised. Chucky looks better than I expected. As he been working out?
Stick his ass in the freezer if he's too hot.
Gonna pour myself an ice cold glass of water to dab on this old binch
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Hydro Homies Assemble!
He's in his lane, floundering, languishing, dehydrating
Couldn't be me.
That's just great. I bet the hospital is going to get him wet and probably feed him after midnight while they're at it.
lack of water, take my strength
I really hope this was caused by him trying to promote Cuomo in 100 degree heat. It would be the last little 
on Mamdani winning
he stopped drinking water when he heard a muslim won something in america
He gooned too close to the sun. Did they get the cum?
Fatal case of saucelessness
Comrade Fate - I don't mean to be presumptuous but couldn't you encourage Comrade Glioblastoma to take action?
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Edit 1. In other news - Bluesky jokes on this aren't funny at all.
Edit 2. I found one joke that I stole to make a Spongebob meme.
Edit 3. I'm using it for my pfp.
lmao die binch
They found his little desiccated body all shriveled up crunchy and hard behind a closet door in his house
stay dry you fuck
he used up his fluid reserves on his endorsement of Cuomo, reaching sub-functional moisture levels overnight.
when Mamdani secured the primary, he began seizing violently and distorted the inner membrane of his personal hydration chamber.
He got punished with withdrawal of his adrenochrome for letting Zohran in
oh mighty Anubis do your thing he's already most of the way there. just need some natron, canopic jars and a hundred meters of linen
holy shit this is amazing
Google was fantastic. I didn't even have to do anything. The original canopic photo was a top result. I did a quickie crop from the same Schumer photo that I MS Paint shopped over and over in this thread.
All I needed to do was shrink his eyes/glasses down to the right size. Then a do quickie crop for the third (bird) one. I was going to get very fancy and have the bird's beak be the nose but I realized it was massive overkill.
The stars aligned.
always appreciate a good shop even if it's a quick one.
He checked with his imaginary friends and they said he doesn't need hydration
He cried so much (about Zohran) he got dehydrated.
I hope he dies and may Allah have mercy on his soul
Comrade water doing work!
Big dry boy
It's hot out folks
this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2025
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