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Looking good.
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I am still hoping that more politicians go orange. And then more and more orange. I want the politicians of the future to look like kabuki demons, and for nobody to question it because it's traditional for politicians to look like that.
This is the ideal politician but hexbear isnt ready for that discussion
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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"I don't even want to be around anymore" vibes
By the way, nice trucks. You think I could hop into one of them and drive it away? I'd love to do it. Just drive the hell outta here. Just get the hell out of this. I had such a good life. My life was great
Stressed.
Moisturized.
Panicking.
In multiple lanes.
Losing my shit.
Somehow also dehydrating.
all the grease squeezed out of him and the rest dried up, like cheese on a hot day
Mf look look like he smell like hotdog water. Mf look like glows radiactive when he can't say a slur. Mf skin look like a bulldog's balls on a hot tin roof 
Dusting off this alt for the occasion
This is appropriate because he looks like a Simpsons character
America's Big Wet Boy
Positively soggy
DEEP FRIED
I bet you can hear it crunch when trump walks
lol wtf, this can't be real
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-sweat-orange-photo/
That's what I thought too. Apparently it's real.
Sorry I just laugh at your name being a play on one of my favorite rappers
Remember when snopes was out there trying to defend Hillary Clinton?
In 2020 they had a great "Mostly False" rating on the claim that Biden said "nothing will fundamentally change", and in the first sentence they admitted he said it verbatim and rest of the article is about how he meant something else lol. They've since scrubbed it from the internet.
Defending liberalism is so fucking embarrassing. Among many other descriptors, but being the person who had to write and then subsequently retract that. Fucking embarrassing and cringe.
Cooked chicken skin looking motherfucker.
The first president you best serve with a large bowl of rice and some veggies
This is from 1.5 years ago apparently. Can we get an update on this situation?
He's still a slimy wet boy
why does he think that level of fake tan is a good look? his skin looks like it's crispy and seasoned with 11 herbs and spices
It actually does look better than he would look unseasoned. There are pictures of him raw and it just doesn't work
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Our wettest president so far. We really live in the future
ENHANCEA monument of flesh, coated in ochre and topped with brass wool.
Is he doing blackface
Bringing back the annual presidential minstrel show
My man is glistening
Fittingly for the burgerland president, he looks like he got scooped out of a deep fryer
I promise my friends and I won't play in the dirt, mom.
Me waiting for my mom to pick us up:
Soaking wet
Thats our President Evil
Gul Dukat ass looking
Someone gets paid to do this. Since Barnum & Bailey shut down, it's hard for them to find work.
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