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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 129 points 3 weeks ago

What a stupid example of false equivalence. The opposite is true. The Apollo program led to huge technological advances that also led to advances in medicine.

[-] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 63 points 3 weeks ago

Yes but you see, funny tweet go haha facts irrelevant

[-] Metostopholes@midwest.social 88 points 3 weeks ago

I don't think I would call Buzz Aldrin "boring."

[-] Nightlight17776@lemmy.ca 74 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I wouldn't call him anything. He's got a mean right hook

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

And that's sober. The rest of him gets mean when he isn't.

Neil was boring by most standards though. He was a boy scout with a death wish. Later on he got interesting by his hometown's standards and painted his barn purple.

[-] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 weeks ago

He gets to live life being known as "Buzz".
How does life get better than that?

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Watch out, he’s a fighter.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 48 points 3 weeks ago

I wish we would fund both. And socialized medicine.

And end hunger and homelessness.

And

And

And

[-] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 39 points 3 weeks ago

We could. But think of the shareholders.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 3 weeks ago

I think of the shareholders, board, c-suites, and all of their friends every time I gaze upon my Guillotine.

[-] relativestranger@feddit.nl 7 points 3 weeks ago

we would all be 'shareholders' of public services for public good.

[-] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

That sounds like less money in my bank account, and how am I supposed to feel superior towards my lessers without denying them wealth that I only actively support due to my aforementioned superiority complex?

[-] teslasaur@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

You are a stock holder. Your entire pension is mainly in stocks, i can guarantee it.

[-] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago

What a corrupt system, they have made us complicit in our own exploitation, if we try to stop it, we will be the first on the chopping block, it is monstrous that our pensions have been stolen and turned against us, and of course, WILL DISAPPEAR when we actually go to collect so they can put us in meat packing hospices for a quick, wished-for death once we are no longer profitable

[-] teslasaur@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Not just that. I actually lied when i said that "your" pension is in stocks. It is in fact the current pension for that are retired right now. Unless there are as many younger people working and paying taxes to fund your retirement by the time you're old enough, you're not gonna have one.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Wish granted. Instead of giving 3% the annual military budget to nasa we give 4% now. The new research in physics helps everyone and advances our society.

But just like with every wish there was unexpected bad side and it's that even tho shareholder profit didn't increase in short-term, in long-term they got better lives too now due to trickle-up economics.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 43 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Funny joke but I dislike the "boring men" part. NASA was THE example of "women in STEM" at the time.

[-] silasmariner@programming.dev 1 points 3 weeks ago

How many women have been to the moon though?

[-] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 28 points 3 weeks ago

Allergy immunotherapy is absolutely a thing.

[-] astutemural@midwest.social 21 points 3 weeks ago

Allergy desensitization therapy was invented in 1911. It's just that your insurance company doesn't consider it a 'necessary procedure', so they don't pay for it.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

What kind of success rates does it have?

[-] Fleur_@aussie.zone 20 points 3 weeks ago

You're failing to understand the lack of hayfever on the moon

[-] T156@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

You can have a moon allergy, though, and that's basically moon hayfever.

[-] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 weeks ago

When's the pollen season on the moon?

I think you are missing the obvious cure handed right to you. Funding should be increased so you too can be free of airborne plant reproduction via the most sensible and straight forward method.
If you are unhappy with the scenery, I am sure the technology developed for lunar habitation will also prove helpful for polar habitation, where similarly few natural particulates are dispersed.

[-] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Well that would require us to be in a society that values scientific research and investing in the public interest.

Unfortunately we are living in an age of deception and greed.

[-] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You can get sprays to completely alleviate symptoms. And if it's a severe case you can take injection. There's also inmune therapy to permanently cure it.

I am the first guilty of not going to alergologist for years. But after I started to go each spring I have it completely managed.

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

down here chokin' on grass,

(but Whitey's on the Moon)

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Of course we should care for the vulnerable in our society. Of course.

But may^yyybeee^ if touching grass kills you, you're supposed to die.

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago

It's a Louis CK bit for those who don't know the reference: https://youtu.be/XLGzFQg_1xc

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

if touching grass kills you, you're supposed to die

So like, inspire of the fact they need it, your saying 2/3rds of Lemmy needs to die?

[-] ebolapie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

That's crazy. There's no way 2/3 of Lemmy uses Emacs.

[-] wewbull@feddit.uk 2 points 3 weeks ago

Whoa whoa whoa! We were all having a good time joking about killing people and you had to bring religion into it.

[-] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

If you are so greedy you could be a billionaire, then you SHOULD have died already.

There should NOT be billionaires, it is a deep moral failing. Likewise, even governments officials and party leaders, should never be allowed to touch such powers.

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago

They're joking by referencing a bit: https://youtu.be/XLGzFQg_1xc

It's not clear that they are so I can see the confusion.

But mayyyybeee if touching grass kills you, you’re supposed to die.

like, i don't know this, but maaaybe a lot of allergies are symptoms of us living in a modern society, instead of in the woods. that makes a whole lot of differences and actually does some changes to our immune systems somehow. don't ask me the details though, they're nasty and hardly comprehensible.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure allergies are due in part to our crap diets. I changed my diet to one with only food my thrice great grandparents would recognise, also very low carb, no modern vegetable oils, and my allergies vanished (seasonal rhinitis) or became minor (cats)

[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I am pretty confident that mRNA vaccine research is going to lead to the cure for the common cold along with cancer, Parkinson's, MS, etc.

We already have an effective AIDS vaccine now. We are getting really close to stopping a lot of human suffering. This is probably why the current administration is trying to pump the brakes.

the current administration is pumping the brakes not because they're trying to stop cancer from being cured, but because they're dumbasses who have no idea what they're doing. don't suggest they're intelligent enough to actually understand the outcomes of their own choices.

[-] T156@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

But they're also not completely ignorant either. They're just greedy, and don't care about much else.

[-] SL3wvmnas@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I do not think they are dumbasses. They understand very well that "pumping the brakes" can start negotiations with people who have infinite deep pockets and are willing to let them have a little extra so the infinitely deep pockets stay that way.

Self-enrichment is a powerful motivator.

Like Nixon, when he helped privatize healthcare. Playing Dumb (and a little crazy) has been a schtick for republicans for 60 years. I wish there was a website with all the crazy shit republicans said and did in public, maybe I need to start one....

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

I mean... I wish I could blame the guy for not going to the doctor (Americans will do anything but try going to the doctor), but we'd also rather put people on the moon than give free at the point of care Healthcare to people...

[-] Ougie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Reeks of toxic desperation.

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