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[-] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 83 points 3 days ago

Millions of adults wish they had the courage of this child.

[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago

Me when walking past Republican poll workers

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[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

i wish i had a lot of money just so i could reward people like the far right does with their crowdfunding shit.

buy this kid a suit of power armour

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 38 points 3 days ago

"for my opinions"

Look all I did was show up at the civil rights march wearing a KKK hoodie and a sign saying "David Duke should be president". I was just expressing an opinion. No I will not expand upon what that "opinion is or what it would entail.
Also no I don't understand the difference between an opinion and a belief.

Look all I did was show up at the liberated Auschwitz camp in 1945 wearing my traditional pickelhauber helmet and I was singing "give peace a chance" and handing out coexist stickers to the inmate's who were savagely beating the defenceless guards and some of them shoved me! For handing out stickers! One of them even mocked my traditional garb, yet they expect us to respect their culture?? So much for the tolerant left.

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 13 points 2 days ago

If he were my son, he'd be picking out where we're taking him for dinner tonight.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 68 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

https://hexbear.net/post/7653855

I humbly suggest :yeah-okay: as a cure-for-fascism substitute.

That's the clearest still I could get from the video.

[-] RondoRevolution@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago

this kid rules nazi-punching

[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 62 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Large son's got guns. Needs to work on his form a bit. Remember you want to line up your first and second knuckle with your radius (larger inside forearm bone):

You can feel the proper alignment by just pushing your fist into your palm, you'll know it when you got it right, if you line it up right you can punch a hole straight through two layers of interior drywall with relative ease and little strength training. Stance, form and catching your opponent off guard are the three biggest parts of winning a fight quickly. And of course go for the jaw or the nose, never the head especially not the temple. Don't want to accidentally kill someone (easier than most people realize). Also if you're not going for a knockout, a solid strike to the solar plexus will usually decommission someone real fast too.

[-] mickey@hexbear.net 32 points 3 days ago

Great explanation, don't forget to plant those feet, push through the legs, and rotate those hips to really put your whole ass into the blow!

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[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 28 points 3 days ago

I just saw the video, and yeah. That was an awful punch tbh. Homie is built like a brick shithouse and clearly didnt put that weight into it. This is not a knock on the guy's weight at all, it is based on my experience having my clock cleaned by a dude with a similar build before who knew how to throw it into his fist. Nose would be the best target here what with it being on camera and the cops blasting in, broken jaws suck and often need surgery which would have to be covered by him. Plus a broken nose bleeds a lot and makes for a show. In the end, glad he did it anyway, punching s fascist badly is still better than not punching one.

[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago

Yeah being punched in the nose fucking sucks. My grown ass would probably be in tears with even a good moderate tap on the button. Whole lot of nerve endings there. Just like with a gut punch, which not only knocks the wind out of you but also is a major hub of the central nervous system which is far more likely to trigger an autonomous response, that is why people double over so quick.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago

The last time I got punched it was in the nose and it was like a finishing hit in a fighting game, I got laid the fuck out. Don't get into fights as an adult.

[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago

Don't get into fights as an adult.

Unless you need to or have a good reason but yeah. Let the younger gen scrap it out lol

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[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago

And if you really have to do some damage quickly and escape, a hard side strike to the knee will drop them, and if they do get up, they won't be able to follow you very well.

You need to do everything in your power to hyperextend the knee in any direction it doesn't normally bend, and really put your weight into it. A kick will do, but if you have to, like if you're already on the ground, throw yourself against the side of his knee with all your body weight.

He won't be running after you.

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[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 58 points 3 days ago

Lmao that police response time. I hated school but it's gotta be so much worse now

[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago

They will stand around while school shooters slaughter kids but OH NO some douche got what he deserved better bring in the whole squad!

[-] SubgeniUS@hexbear.net 36 points 3 days ago

BIG man on campus. Learn fast bully, society is done with your shit.

[-] EatPotatoes@hexbear.net 33 points 3 days ago

Dude is harder than a lot of us. Wish him every happiness.

[-] procapra@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

What's funny to me is that punch didn't even fully connect and he still ran off like a dog with its tail between its legs so security could get between them.

So much for the "gigachad" "Alpha male" "Sigma" right wing. If this is what their youth brigade has going for it, we all can kick our feet up.

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 3 days ago

They can arrest you, but they can't unpunch his ugly mug

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 52 points 3 days ago

Gotta teach our friend how to throw a better punch

Should have laid that fucking nerd out square

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago

Jesse Enkamp just did a YouTube video with Bas Rutten that has a lot of really high level advice for throwing a more powerful strike. I don't know how valuable it is to a layman, but as a dueling people enjoyer it's an incredible resource on striking from a champion caliber MMA fighter

https://youtu.be/6TZek_gZ5s8

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[-] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 55 points 3 days ago
[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 31 points 3 days ago

Making large sons everywhere proud

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 44 points 3 days ago

Can't wait for the government to claim he's an antifa terrorist mastermind

[-] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 46 points 3 days ago

BIG emoji potential from that kid

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 40 points 3 days ago

Chicago sometimes gets a W

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Chicago is like a top 5 major US city for getting W's. Prove me wrong

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

I dont want to cause i like it there

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[-] miz@hexbear.net 40 points 3 days ago

c'mon his name is not really Danny Spud

I'm losing my grip

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 27 points 3 days ago

This is the name of a minor character form Revenge Of The Nerds, one of the frat jocks, has to be.

[-] JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net 24 points 3 days ago

CW: King shit

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 35 points 3 days ago
[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 38 points 3 days ago

Ahem...

PRRAAAAAAXXXXXXIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS!

[-] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 32 points 3 days ago

Danny spud is a chud who needs to be put face down into mud because that thud didn't satisfy; he didn't loose enough blood

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 33 points 3 days ago

He wanted the ICE-U experience. He got one. nazi-punching

[-] PowerLurker@hexbear.net 26 points 3 days ago

the virgin gigachad vs the chad this fuckin kid

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago

We have no choice but to stan a rosy-cheeked son.

[-] Civility@hexbear.net 26 points 3 days ago
[-] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 26 points 3 days ago

Excuse me, the student was very civil. They said "I'm going to punch you in the face", which was very polite, and then they acknowledged the reply with "okay" to make sure the other student knew they had been heard. Then they punched them in the face, fulfilling the earlier promise and preserving the social contract.

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