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[-] Kyrrrr@lemmynsfw.com 100 points 6 months ago

Nothing adds more to a party than graph paper

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

If you want to up your game for your next party, try hex paper.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago
[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

A party typically includes a fighter, magic user, thief and cleric.

What party did you think I was referring to?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

A party typically includes a fighter, magic user, thief and cleric.

...at a tavern!

[-] raynethackery@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

OMG! The memory you just unlocked. Me as the shitty level 1 magic user with magic missile and a dagger. My first campaign was Keep on the Borderlands.

[-] mPony@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Hello and welcome to the Red Dragon Inn!

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Take a shot whenever you get hit. When you pass out, if your friends take care of you, you should recover in 1d4 hours.

[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 68 points 6 months ago

That's 16 shots to whomever loses. No joke, I'd be drunk for 2 days if I had that many.

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 50 points 6 months ago

They don't all have to be shots of spirits, adjust your drink based on how smashed you're planning on getting. I played shot chess a few years ago, the pawns were beer, the other pieces were different drinks increasing in strength up to the king which was absinthe.

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 months ago

Good point. These shots look like they could be beer.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 months ago

God dammit that makes me want to start drinking again

[-] variants@possumpat.io 7 points 6 months ago
[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 months ago

I just did, I'm a week sober. Damned chess shots, ugh.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 6 months ago

Stay strong, the booze doesn't control you!

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 6 months ago

You could just mix it up. Each ship could have 1 shot of vodka and the rest juice.

[-] Alto@kbin.social 7 points 6 months ago

In a pretty short span of time no less.

I've definitely had 16 drinks in a day before, just spread out over, yknow, most that day.

[-] dukatos@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago

So, no rematch

[-] trainwreck@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago

I'd be drunk for as long as it took for me to lose consciousness and have my stomach pumped

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 months ago

Assuming you lived.

[-] Anamana@feddit.de 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Beer it is. Or you play with groups of friends

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 28 points 6 months ago

Very creative but I doubt it’ll catch on because of all the extra material and prep needed.

Beer pong only requires a table, a ping pong ball, and red cups, two of which are practically already guaranteed to be available at any party.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 months ago

Battleshots only requires two pizza boxes, a sharpie, and a bunch of shot glasses, all of which are also generally on hand, at least later into the party

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 17 points 6 months ago

You forgot the ability to draw a bunch of straight lines, which is probably not that common at a party…

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 months ago

They don't really need to be that straight, and you can always use a square liquor bottle as a straight edge. Somebody brought a bottle of jack

[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

If you have two pizza boxes, you can just use them to line up each other

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago

But will you think of that when you're drunk, or will you default to the Jack Daniels?

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago

You can just play it in non-Euclidean space, that would explain lack of straight lines

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

On hand? Household sharpies disappear a day after purchase.

It's why I stopped buying them in packs. I no longer lose 5 at a time.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 months ago

Ah, I use them at work, and then they come home in my pocket, so I tend to have them everywhere

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago

Solo should just start packing pre-printed tablecloths with their cups

[-] InternetPresence@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

We used to do it where we would set up two big squares of cups filled with beer, and the shots were mixed in amongst the cups. So you could see the other side, just didn't know where the shots were. So we were still just throwing balls, but trying to hit the ships. But we also had multiple people on each team because a 30 rack and a fifth for each side is way too much for a single person.

[-] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Well you could just have the normal board game but every time you your battle ships get hit you pour a shot glass and hand it to your opponent

[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

This is how all global conflicts should be resolved.

[-] Pacmanlives@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

I have played this before! The set of boards were made of wood and a door hinge and a white board up top for your guesses. Would be fun to 3D print the ships

[-] chikaygo@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I have a friend who did this (3D printed the ships) and had it at his wedding.

[-] Toes@ani.social 7 points 6 months ago

Love it, but this game punishes the loser. Which just makes them lose even more, unless its not their booze.

[-] jivandabeast@lemmy.browntown.dev 38 points 6 months ago

That's exactly how drinking games work. Beer pong works the same way

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 26 points 6 months ago

My rules for drunken Mario Party are easy:

Take a shot when you:

  • Roll a 10

  • Get a Star

  • WIN a mini game

The people who are good at the game get drunk first, and become no-so-good anymore.

[-] Flughoernchen@feddit.de 16 points 6 months ago

Once drinking is the reward instead of the punishment, drinking games get so much more fun for everyone. Yours sounds fun plus simple, I will definitely keep it in mind!

[-] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 6 months ago

Another fun similar idea is drunk chess. Each piece has a value(for example pawns is 1), there are tables you can look up it's standard in chess. Each piece you take, you take its value in shots(highly recommend shots of beer). There are strategies this brings up. For example your opponent hangs a queen in early game, you can take it but now you would need to 6 shots making you likely to mess up the late game.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 6 months ago

It's great! The mini games get crazy because people forget that there are games that are 2v2 or 3v1, so it changest the dynamics a bit.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

So you're saying the best way to win is to lose?

[-] fossphi@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

There are no losers in a drinking game!

[-] Oszilloraptor@feddit.de 3 points 6 months ago

Not necessarily

You could twist the rules.

Instead of hearing "hit" you get handed the shot you just hit

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