Read Lenin looking for specifically the names of people he's dunking on, then look those people up and take their exact stances.

While you're doing it, also look for stuff Lenin said that you can take out of context, like, "Lenin said you should participate in bourgeois democracy so that means you have to vote blue no matter who."

No I'm not trying to trick trolls into reading Lenin, what would make you think that

Use phrases like “during the pandemic” because we all know COVID ended when Biden was elected.

Accuse POC users of being white based on their user names

Say "cracker" is offensive somehow. Bonus points if you totally twist the definition till it's something else.

The best way to annoy hexbears is to go vegan and give me all your money. It works every time, they hate it.

If I wanted to troll hexbear, I'd reply to post about China with "I totally agree, but they need to legalize gay marriage, like, yesterday"

Tienanmen square, outdoor cats, vegan, cat salami, dirt owl, John Kerry, Virgil, Bri

I really hate when people say they're socialist because they accept that we need police and an army and roads.

The whole vote for Biden or how bad things are right now will get worse makes my blood boil.

try to blend in with exaggerated strawman opinions nobody here would sincerely support like "kill all white babies"

I may have skimmed the original post and misunderstood the point of the thread lol... but if you see someone doing some shit like that, it should set off your troll alarm

7. Hate beanis

I'll give it a shot.

1. China can discipline individual capitalists but it cannot discipline Capital (in more vulgar terms, international capital).

2. Since it lacks this capacity China is therefore dependent on Capital cooperating with it to achieve its vision of Socialism.

3. Thus it will not achieve Socialism with its current trajectory.

Best troll would be to post a picture of your wiener to assert dominance

Make a lame 2000s-type edgy joke and double, triple, quadruple down on it until it balloons from one embarrassing moment that would have passed into a genuine slur slingin', pants-shittin', internet forum blowup hoedown!

• withhold hog
• gender essentialism

lib language patterns

Not posting beanis

Coincidentally, posting beanis

self-doxxing would make us so angry.

(well, pretending to would be more effective, but actually doing it would be terrible and very angering as well)

outdoor cats

Closing the site as a joke

Goodpost in badposting

thinking socialism is when the government does stuff

Death to America

Making me cry is #8

something to do with veganism