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They are just letting him say stuff, huh
CIA too washed these days to get past the Swiss Guard
Plus Catholic Joe Biden knows he's gonna die soon so he figues he has a better shot of getting into heaven if he doesn't try to influence the Pope.
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He also came out and said both presidential candidates fucking suck.
The catholic pendulum on hexbear once more swings towards "Pope's okay". Can't wait to see what news comes when it swings the other direction
no he's only okay for a pope, a bar which is in hell
Never forget that the pope is head of a worldwide child abuse ring with national sovereignty.
I am in my mid thirties and every pope within my lifetime has been the woke Pope and it has never been true, I'm not falling for this shit and neither should anybody else
The best antichrist of my lifetime
Francis is like Socdem, but he doesn't have much longer to live, let's see who the next pope is. Colossal religious institutions like the Catholic Church, with its immense wealth and a strong conservative wing, should not be allowed a foothold in any Socialist country.
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Hexbear Catholic caucus is eating good as always.
I love it, because I know some incredibly awful catholic weirdos and it gives me joy he pisses them off.
Why is he speaking on what looks like a bus or airplane?
Is the Pope as in-flight entertainment not good enough for you? You sound like a Cathar.
The airline version of The Pope is weird cause they dub ovwr the swears
the edited-out sex scenes raise more questions than answers tbh
Pope: What is the DEEal with airplane food? God made manah fall from the Heavens and we can't even bring up a decent steak, am I right? Lent is over fellas, don't make me break out the communion wafers
Church budget is down these days, gotta save a few bucks
It’s like when the president does a press briefing on Air Force One
"China is a country"
:pope: 
:degaulle:
"TradCaths" are probably raging.
Hilarious how they either don't believe in or sometimes don't even know one of Catholicism's main tenants, Papal supremacy.
Technically that only applies to statements made ex cathedra, the pope can say whatever he wants on and Catholics can disagree with him, so long as he's not sitting on his special chair.
tbf I'll believe anything anyone says if they're sitting on this bad boy
How does he get on?
What I wanna know is why Games Workshop hasn't sued the Catholic Church for so blatantly ripping off Warhammer 40k.
This one also does kill at least 1000 minds every day, though the husks continue to move around.
what if he fell off
Has to levitate back on. Explains why popes are at least fair at getting a room's vibes.
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On one hand that sounds like hilarious cope, on the other hand it sounds exactly like the kind of arcane rules the Catholic Church would have.
ex cathedra literally means "out [from] the chair" but it's a figurative statement that just means "speaking as the holder of this position rather than as a private individual"
This phrase in Latin is still commonly used in Poland in exactly this meaning.
"official acts" by a president vs personal acts
Wait so a cathedral is just a church with a big chair for like official church statements?
Cathedrals are named for having such chairs, yes.
He's only God's handpicked representative on Earth when he's on his special chair, otherwise he's just a sparkling priest
📣 he's still transphobic!
So is Xi Xinping
Yeah, I think I might be transphobic too though.
I try to get trans all over me, but instead they're repelled!
Disclaimer: The prior joke uses the term "transphobia" in a manner similar to "hydrophobic," wherein it describes a physical property of molecules which are repelled by water. This use of the term is intentionally detached from its commonly understood definition related to negative attitudes or behaviors towards transgender individuals. The intention is to create a play on words by leveraging the concept of "transphobia" to humorously describe a scenario where I get no removed. I recognize the sensitivity of the term "transphobia" and assure you that the humor is not intended to offend or undermine important issues related to gender identity and discrimination.
Holy shit the disclaimer makes this even funnier lmao
I don’t think so
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the catholic church is trying to get into the growing Christian population in China
Is he moonlighting as a flight attendant?
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