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[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 96 points 6 days ago

how can one person be this embarrassing

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 71 points 6 days ago

He's reaching levels of extremely divorced that were never thought possible

[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 57 points 6 days ago

this isn't divorced this is thirteen year old with an oc

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 36 points 6 days ago

Elon refracting all the weird and embarassing guys of every age into his single vessel mega-rich-light-bending-guy

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 30 points 6 days ago

very-smart I'll have to study the different types of Right Wing Guys more closely

[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 31 points 6 days ago

I wasn't saying he's like a right wing teenager. It's just that his mentality and things he finds cool is normal for a teenager but extremely embarrassing from a 54 year old man

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Oh for sure, he's a whole man-child.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago

World's first 50-something with chūnibyō

[-] sisatici@hexbear.net 39 points 6 days ago

"Cringe is dead" mfers when they see Elon musk squidward-nervous

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

100% pure unadulterated cringe not from concentrate

[-] Chump@hexbear.net 73 points 6 days ago

"It's based on one character from one book, and another character from a fanfic of that same book"

[-] Maturin@hexbear.net 25 points 6 days ago

It's based on one character from one book, and ~~another~~ that same character from a fanfic of that same book

[-] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 19 points 6 days ago

✨Creative genius✨

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 48 points 6 days ago

This is Musk's self-insert lmfaoooooooooooooooo

It's how he wants others to see himself.

[-] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 23 points 6 days ago

It is so obvious it is this it hurts.

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[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 55 points 6 days ago

Edward Cullen and Christian Grey

Literally character and his fanfiction expy

[-] fox@hexbear.net 35 points 6 days ago

Also Christian grey is a textbook abuser. Like, it's not even subtle.

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Edit: whoops, see reply

It's not just not subtle, isn't it like the main plot, especially in the third book, that it's just about getting out of an abusive relationship?

[-] fox@hexbear.net 40 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

No, the author has multiple times gotten into tirades against people that think Grey is an abuser. She's made it very very clear that the books do not in any way shape or form represent an abusive relationship. She's categorically blind to the idea that the man with a hair-trigger temper that isolates Anastasia, ignores her consent, gaslights her, makes her suppress her feelings around him, and intentionally gets her drunk to take advantage of her may be abusive. Awful author.

In fact she doubled down in the reboot(?) book retelling the story from Grey's POV where he's very much actively making these decisions.

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 54 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

You laugh, but this thing is going to be in charge of deploying F-35's in a few years smuglord

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 32 points 6 days ago

A fighter designed by one of libertarian-approaching's companies will have warning tones replaced with fart noises and "pull up" notifications replaced with "pull out" in an anime girl voice

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 24 points 6 days ago

good. anything to degrade the efficacy of the imperial military

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 46 points 6 days ago

The right has read another book and it's making the left nervous.

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[-] axont@hexbear.net 41 points 6 days ago

this might be the first time in history where I'm not excited about a sullen space twink

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 43 points 6 days ago
[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 30 points 6 days ago

"The guy from Dark Souls"

??? Do they mean Patches?

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 27 points 6 days ago

Pretty sure they mean John Dark Souls, the protagonist of the Dark Souls franchise. (to be serious I think that's an screengrab taken from an archive site where the image in that post didn't survive archival)

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 22 points 6 days ago

Dark Soulsguy kojima

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[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 20 points 6 days ago

melon-musk Nice one Grok! Like, Kraven the Hunter...He will be Draven the Predator! Yeah, I like the sound of that

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[-] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 35 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[-] Rom@hexbear.net 44 points 6 days ago
[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago

You're a fucking billionaire and haven't created your own shadow bougie intelligence unit shut the fuck up my dude you're literally one of the least competent billionaires that exists.

[-] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago

This man is a walking cognitohazard. cognitohazard

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[-] JakenVeina@midwest.social 26 points 6 days ago

JFC, it's real.

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 27 points 6 days ago
[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 21 points 6 days ago

P4V1 "M'lady" Alcatrades

:kelly:

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 20 points 6 days ago

@grok is it possible to die of cringe

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 21 points 6 days ago
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[-] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 22 points 6 days ago

posting my illegal-to-say emoji with the kind of force you use to press a button when you're pissed off that it doesn't seem to do anything

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago

oh come on what the fuck even is this

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago
[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago
[-] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 6 days ago

please i jUST GOT DONE WITH DRAWING ANIME GIRL GROK YESTERDAY

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago

@grok give me a furry version of Musk's self-insert AI

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