And the Buddha said,
"Who would enlighten the gamers,
If I were not here among them?"
hahahah amongus
One man surrounded by a locust of treat children can only hope to be engulfed by their drool, annexed into a body that is rectally attached to a nintendo console, yearning for the latest form of abuse that will placate the entity’s masochistic desires
Man walks into therapy office
Tells doctor he's depressed, has to spend time at the office with people who make his life hell
Doctor leans back, says "You should relax, play a calm game of Mario Kart"
Man starts weeping and says, "But doctor, it's a me, Mario!"
Drum roll, hold for laughs, fade to black
I want to share this with someone, but I'm not sure I know anyone who understands the context
It's like posting loss in the group chat
Yeah but have you seen this dope as fuck tankie gamer mouse?
oof, ouch, my ~~bones~~ carpal tunnel
Counter argument, what better thing is there to do than play Mario Kart while hitting the Mario Cart?
Jesus christ….I have been living a lie
THEY’RE EVERYWHERE
In this house we enjoy Disco Elysium.
You will put on the horrific necktie. 
You will trust Evrart to find your gun. 
Whatever has happened, whatever will happen, you will make this face through it all. 
Okay but hear me out
Runs away
Flys away
Dirt_Owl is of the burrowing variety.
7 days ago
You are as well lol
Is this supposed to be a dig at me for commenting on a week old post? I only did because I alternate sorting by new and new comments cuz you know, I have to keep an eye on shit as a mod? So this showed up on the top of my feed because someone else also commented here recently.
What is your point? What is funny about this?
Also btw it's flies not flys.
The first time I've ever been called out for grammar on this site and it's a mod.
It's a tongue in cheek joke. I too also sort by new comments.
tbh I find it hard to comprehend that some people literally never play video games. I can understand not every day, but never? genuinely incomprehensible to me
Life isn't very long, most work the majority of the day and only have a few hours to yourself tops. Gaming systems are expensive and associated with nerds. Are you going to play a poorly simulated game rendering of reality or be the game?
... gaming systems? Do you think games only exist on expensive dedicated gaming hardware? You can play freeciv on your work laptop lmao
I occasionally play a video game but I am not a gamer.
There's a difference between playing games, one of many potential recreational activities, and internalizing the act of playing games as part of your identity.
Capital-G 
are the ones that get really mad at people for not being hardcore enough or for not making every waking moment of playing a game a performative act of suffering and chewing glass. Also they're really horny about feeemales but in the driest possible way and hate actually seeing living breathing thinking feeemales present in their preoccupation.
Totally agree. That's my subtext actually.
fucking trapped in the context of all the games played before 
Yeah that's cool, anyway we're playing smash bros and got room for one more 
the posts about gamers aren't about how games suck. they're about how gamers suck because they're all racist ableist shitheads who don't want people less good at them or less able than them to be able to enjoy games
We got one said ableist shithead in here of the opposite variety. Telling people to just "go play basketball" or something.
Kill the reactionary in your head folks.
Same type of person, different aesthetics
No, you misheard, we're actually gay-mers, homosexual amphibious humanoids.
The Gamer™ is a fascist who is annoying and makes video games their entire personality. Not all video game treats are bad
i play video games and make horniness my entire personality
we are not the same
your laughing
they reduced lara crofts breast size slightly and your laughing
Gamers truly are the most oppressed class...
I do be gamin
It's gamin' time!™
Yeah, I'm a gamer, what are ya gunna do about it? Ban me for gaming? Huh, we truly are the most oppressed minority.
You are not alone... there is an underground of us anti-gamers still fighting the good fight.
We have a plan to take down the gamers once and for all.
I think you might be ready to join us.
But first I need to know are you prepared to go all the way gueybana?
yes
You have fallen for my ruse; you see this was a dialogue tree all along! by clicking on it you have committed an act of gaming thereby making you a gamer now and forever more.
no
so you choose to perish like a dog? where are your convicitions? is this all a game to you? of course it is you G*MER
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Vaush posts go in the_dunk_tank
Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here
Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank