Celeste - a platformer which gives gender-confused people unrealistic power fantasies (such as the ability to double jump, which they do not naturally possess).

You cannot convince me that this wasn't written by an infiltrator

"do not naturally possess" implies that trans folks possess the ability to double jump, but through unnatural means.

Check it out, they've never seen a trans person double jump before

cant double jump

skill issue

Satan worship is when you are a vampire machine invading hell to literally feast on the blood of demons.

I may not be able to double-jump, but I can hover in mid-air for a second

Wow, they're aware of the satirical elements of Fallout, color me surprised.

I guess parkour and jumping heel clicks are trans now? TIL

I know people are saying this must be a troll, but seeing as how “in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace (‘fastest Mario’)” was unironically posted by a chud, I’d buy that this is earnest.

Goddamn, being a cis dude is so fucking boring.

I want a double jump so goddamn bad.

Is this a bit? It’s too funny to be conservative drivel and too media literate on top.

The news has reached Maddy :)

ok so who wrote this

I'm cis. I love Fallout. I do not forsee regretting this post in, say, one or two years.

Conservatives be like: "they lied to us! We didn't know that transitioning could be as cool as getting a leg upgrade in Mega Man X!"

Geez I'm CIS and in my 30s and only now do I learn that I can double jump? How do I do it?

Why is nobody here showing sick pakour with double jumps

I just started playing New Vegas tonight lol