Celeste - a platformer which gives gender-confused people unrealistic power fantasies (such as the ability to double jump, which they do not naturally possess).

You cannot convince me that this wasn't written by an infiltrator

"do not naturally possess" implies that trans folks possess the ability to double jump, but through unnatural means.

Check it out, they've never seen a trans person double jump before

cant double jump

skill issue

Satan worship is when you are a vampire machine invading hell to literally feast on the blood of demons.

I may not be able to double-jump, but I can hover in mid-air for a second

Wow, they're aware of the satirical elements of Fallout, color me surprised.

I guess parkour and jumping heel clicks are trans now? TIL

I know people are saying this must be a troll, but seeing as how “in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace (‘fastest Mario’)” was unironically posted by a chud, I’d buy that this is earnest.

Is this a bit? It’s too funny to be conservative drivel and too media literate on top.

Goddamn, being a cis dude is so fucking boring.

I want a double jump so goddamn bad.

ok so who wrote this

The news has reached Maddy :)

I'm cis. I love Fallout. I do not forsee regretting this post in, say, one or two years.

Conservatives be like: "they lied to us! We didn't know that transitioning could be as cool as getting a leg upgrade in Mega Man X!"

I mean, I know Fallout's social commentary and heavy-handed attempts at poignancy is pretty on the nose in terms of the desolate mid-century american wasteland practically screaming at you "THIS IDEOLOGY AND LIFESTYLE LEADS TO DEATH AND ANNIHILATION", but I'd say that Fallout is as much as celebration of 50s/60s americana as it is a critique of it. Like, yes, it's literally post-apocalyptic, but its making constant adoring allusions to sci-fi drive-in B movies, midcentury pop culture, and pulp fiction. There's a real unironic love and appreciation for that era of America on display in Fallout, much to my chagrin, even as someone who can deeply share that cultural reverence. Sometimes I feel like it goes down the "wow wasn't the 60s cool and wacky?!" route a little bit too much at times, especially these days. Its like, yeah, but if you're not further deconstructing it in some way or using it to make an interesting point, it feels a little hollow. Fallout is at its best (in my view) when it's able to perform as a simultaneous celebration and deconstruction of Americana. I think it disarms people who might not be willing to accept a critique of America otherwise.

Geez I'm CIS and in my 30s and only now do I learn that I can double jump? How do I do it?

Why is nobody here showing sick pakour with double jumps

I just started playing New Vegas tonight lol